wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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