if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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