Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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