Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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