He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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