belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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