look no pants
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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