I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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