I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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