New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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