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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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