Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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