i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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