chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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