Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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