Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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