That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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