did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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