I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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