Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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