it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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