Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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