i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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