The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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