Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
