yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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