doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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