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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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