Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
birth control should be required to get into college
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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