Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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