I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
