id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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