i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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