Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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