i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I love you. Go after that dick
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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