I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
