I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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