kristin has been a bad kristin
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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