he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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