OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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