i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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