Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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