i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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