i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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