I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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