why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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