2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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