Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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