I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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