Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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