i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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