I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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