After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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